operation have a gay friend backfired
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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