so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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