Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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