You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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