you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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