...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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