wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
