the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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