It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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