He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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