So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
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