Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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