I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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