I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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