found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
can u get pink eye on your cock?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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