omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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