yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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