What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
It's just like the Real World with babies
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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