Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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