Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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