just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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