Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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