So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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