So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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