so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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