What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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