You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Its about making memories worth repressing
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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