All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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