YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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