This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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