David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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