Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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