clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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