i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
this beer tastes like vomit already
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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