i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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