super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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