Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
My vagina is very pro this idea
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