I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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