I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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