Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I need to calm my uterus...
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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