Fuck appropriateness.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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