no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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