A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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