Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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