actually, I'm a sock model
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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