Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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