Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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