Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Randomize
