420 ftw
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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