dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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