gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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