Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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