I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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