You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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