I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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