i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
You had me at "let me see your balls"
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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